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“LOCAL” CREATIVES RESCUE ARTISTIC BACKWATER

According to the press release from Establishment Media, entitled“Edgy Artistic Event Pushes Small Town Boundaries”, Laura,was there, so were Jaclyn, Karissa, Kat, Bobby, Marty and Grayden. Local Creatives don’t need last names. Did Andy need a last name? Did Pablo? You don’t recognize these names? Well for sure you are not a Local Creative. Rob and Chloe were also there, making a statement with their surreal poses, black lights, body paint, and glow sticks. One such statement featured a diaper…

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REEFER MADNESS STRIKES CANADIAN BEACH TOWN

The role of any newspaper or journalist is  to deliver the naked truth, specifically concerning the nude beach volleyball game between male and female staff at a local shoreline restaurant on October 17 2018, the day Canada legalized marijuana. Ignoring the 2019 date for the legal inclusion of the drug into food stuffs, their cooks had infused their signature dish, the perch platter, with hash oil and had invited staff to partake. As part of our in-depth study on the…

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LET LIFEGUARDS DO THEIR JOBS

  Yesterday was a crazy stormy day on Lake Erie at Port Stanley Ontario. A brisk southwest wind had stirred up crashing waves, rip currents and undertow.. Normally life guards are present on their perches to protect the public. They post a red flag to signify that conditions are too dangerous for swimming. Yesterday there was no red flag, no flag at all and no life guards. You would be forgiven for thinking that those kite surfing or jumping the…

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