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SELF HELP (FOR OTHER PEOPLE)

The problem with self help books is that is very difficult for most of us to find areas of ourselves to improve. Face it, we are pretty much perfect the way we are. However we certainly can’t say the same of family members, work mates, and most of all, friends. These disasters require information and tips to upgrade themselves and this ebook is just the thing to send them. But do it anonymously if possible, lest they misunderstand. They won’t…

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LESS BARKING, MORE WAGGING.

    From the safety of his window perch, our Golden Retriever harasses virtually everyone who walks past our house. It doesn’t matter who these strangers are, what language they are speaking, how they are dressed, they all get the growl and the bark. They are not one of the pack.   Maybe it’s just because he’s unfortunate enough to be born a dog. He has to sit. He has to beg. He has to roll over. He’s on a…

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WHY MY UNIVERSE IN SPLENDIFEROUS IS BETTER THAN YOURS

    NAZI AMERICA NOT AS BAD AS NORTH KOREA   NO RIFF-RAFF THANKS TO GHETTOS   PUBLIC FLOGGINGS JUST PENALTY FOR PORNOGRAPHY   PUBLIC HANGINGS MEAN NO DEATH-ROW LIFERS   BABY AUCTIONS BETTER THAN FOOD STAMPS   NO NEED FOR OCCUPYING ARMY THANKS TO DRONES   HELLFIRE MISSILES KEEPS EVERYONE MINDFUL   NO SPEED LIMIT ON AUTOBAHN ROUTE 66.   YOU GOTTA LOVE THOSE VOLKSWAGENS   10 ABSOLUTELY NO RAP MUSIC!…

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