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HIRE DOCTORS’ MOMS

DOC: OMG, she’s about to give birth right in my office! MOM: So deliver it already! DOC: Only specialists do that these days. I could get sued if things go wrong! MOM: I delivered you myself in the back of a taxi! Stand back! Why Doctors’ Moms doing the work of a Nurse Practitioner? Harken back to a time when your Mom was the first person you came to when you had a “boo-boo” or an “ouchie”, the flu, a…

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BECOME A NEANDERTHAL

Sensitive New Age Men, have you noticed that your partner has been lost in thought a lot lately? Too busy with the domestic chores to realize she is not thinking at all? Does the drool not tip you off? She is fantasizing. While your arms are wrapped around a mop, her arms are wrapped around the tattooed bod of a hulking bandanna-clad Neanderthal, smoke hanging above his stubbled visage as seen from the back of a sleek Harley,. They’re riding…

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RETIREES WANTED!

As a person of a certain age, have you ever spotted an attractive person of the opposite sex approaching, perhaps forty of fifty years younger? Of course you give them a welcome smile in passing, only to get no reaction whatsoever. Then you realize. “I am invisible”! If this happens to you over and over, do not despair. Your invisibility opens a whole new career for you in the exciting realm of espionage! The CIA, Mossad, CSIS, and MI5 are…

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