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BECOME A NEANDERTHAL

Sensitive New Age Men, have you noticed that your partner has been lost in thought a lot lately? Too busy with the domestic chores to realize she is not thinking at all? Does the drool not tip you off? She is fantasizing. While your arms are wrapped around a mop, her arms are wrapped around the tattooed bod of a hulking bandanna-clad Neanderthal, smoke hanging above his stubbled visage as seen from the back of a sleek Harley,. They’re riding…

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RETIREES WANTED!

As a person of a certain age, have you ever spotted an attractive person of the opposite sex approaching, perhaps forty of fifty years younger? Of course you give them a welcome smile in passing, only to get no reaction whatsoever. Then you realize. “I am invisible”! If this happens to you over and over, do not despair. Your invisibility opens a whole new career for you in the exciting realm of espionage! The CIA, Mossad, CSIS, and MI5 are…

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GRIMM’S FAIRY AND BALANCED TALES

Linguistic experts at Trump University have unearthed and retranslated the oldest versions of the famous Grimm’s Fairy Tales, shedding new light on the social conditions of the Dark Ages. Take for example, one of the most famous tales, now retranslated as “Little Red Robin Hood”. Little Red Robin Hood was bob bob bobbing through the forest when she was approached by a Big Bad Wolf. “Where are you going?” asked the wolf. “Over the river and through the woods to…

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