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DOGS BARKING MAD OVER TECHNOLOGY

Thousands of canines blocked workers trying to enter Google Inc. headquarters in a concerted effort to roll back technologies which they say are harming them. Some wore masks so as not to be identified, but a few volunteered to give brief interviews to the fake press. Dudley, a Labrador Retriever: “I used to take pride in the fact that I cleaned up anything that hit the kitchen floor. My parents never needed to vacuum in the kitchen.  They called me…

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GRIMM’S FAIRY AND BALANCED TALES

Linguistic experts at Trump University have unearthed and retranslated the oldest versions of the famous Grimm’s Fairy Tales, shedding new light on the social conditions of the Dark Ages. Take for example, one of the most famous tales, now retranslated as “Little Red Robin Hood”. Little Red Robin Hood was bob bob bobbing through the forest when she was approached by a Big Bad Wolf. “Where are you going?” asked the wolf. “Over the river and through the woods to…

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KILLER PERCH STALK LAKE ERIE

    “Why should we fear the perch?” Hello? Look at the photo. OK, that’s a piranha. A smaller fish almost as scary as the yellow perch. Their role model. Actual perch typically only reach a maximum size of about 15 in and 2.2 lb (1 kg). We may think that they are as mild-mannered as they are mild tasting. We may even think they are so different from ourselves. But we would be wrong! Like us, perch are commonly active during…

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