This documentary series should be picked up by Fox right away! Episode One follows the early life of Donald Trump, born into a struggling Queens, New York family on June 14 1946. His father, Fred, a poor but honest Swedish construction worker, teaches his son to be color blind, generous and hard working. Those qualities serve him well as young Donald graduates at the top of his class at Roy Cohn Memorial H.S. in the Bronx, and wins a full…
Thousands of canines blocked workers trying to enter Google Inc. headquarters in a concerted effort to roll back technologies which they say are harming them. Some wore masks so as not to be identified, but a few volunteered to give brief interviews to the fake press. Dudley, a Labrador Retriever: “I used to take pride in the fact that I cleaned up anything that hit the kitchen floor. My parents never needed to vacuum in the kitchen. They called me…
Deerly Beloved, we are gathered here to take measures against the threats to our very existence. We have always had to deal with the Nasties, from when natives used their bows and arrows, up to now when Nasty men with small packages use big guns. But somehow we survived. Now those Nasties have come up with a final solution to exterminate us. They are doubling their population, building houses, felling trees and crowding us out of our homeland on the…