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RETIREES WANTED!

As a person of a certain age, have you ever spotted an attractive person of the opposite sex approaching, perhaps forty of fifty years younger? Of course you give them a welcome smile in passing, only to get no reaction whatsoever. Then you realize. “I am invisible”! If this happens to you over and over, do not despair. Your invisibility opens a whole new career for you in the exciting realm of espionage! The CIA, Mossad, CSIS, and MI5 are…

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ADOPT STICK KIDS

We see them lined up on the rear windows of the car ahead of us. But only Mom and Dad in the car. They probably left their kids behind. Probably with a babysitter or grandparent. Maybe in Daycare The truth? They have no kids. Instead they choose to adopt Stick Kids! Yes, that couple is living a lie. But why have so many of us chosen to adopt Stick Kids instead of having real children? Well, to begin with, childbirth…

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HAVE AN ENQUIRING MIND

Isn’t it sad that as we mature we forget the wonderment of this world? We become cynical. We reject claims that Nostradamus predicted Donald Trump’s victory and that now the world could literally come to an end. Isn’t that possible, now that Donald’s face has just been found on Mars? Whether it is his actual face or a Martian sculpture of some sort is not clear. But we do know that a bizarre UFO flew over Washington on the day…

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