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WHY MY UNIVERSE IN SPLENDIFEROUS IS BETTER THAN YOURS

    NAZI AMERICA NOT AS BAD AS NORTH KOREA   NO RIFF-RAFF THANKS TO GHETTOS   PUBLIC FLOGGINGS JUST PENALTY FOR PORNOGRAPHY   PUBLIC HANGINGS MEAN NO DEATH-ROW LIFERS   BABY AUCTIONS BETTER THAN FOOD STAMPS   NO NEED FOR OCCUPYING ARMY THANKS TO DRONES   HELLFIRE MISSILES KEEPS EVERYONE MINDFUL   NO SPEED LIMIT ON AUTOBAHN ROUTE 66.   YOU GOTTA LOVE THOSE VOLKSWAGENS   10 ABSOLUTELY NO RAP MUSIC!…

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Excerpts from Splendiferous

Splendiferous E-book and Richard Strauss

This e-book clip describes how the author of Splendiferous, a book about Nazi America set in an Alternate Universe was composed. The author spent 3 years in his bathroom working feverishly until this classic was completed. Don’t let this work of art be flushed down the urinals of time. BUY THE E-BOOK! Splendiferous https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/366210      …

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Excerpts from Splendiferous

Claude, Sam, and I approached our opposites.

Claude, Sam, and I approached our opposites. Actually Chip and Vaso were our only real opponents. Kreutzer was the referee, and Old Lady Drambach was playing the chick who holds up the card in between rounds. “Samuel!” “Helga!” “Hold me!” This was an Old Lady Drambach we never knew. Likewise with Samuel, who covered her in a passionate embrace while she pecked away at his lined face. “Make the most of it Sammy!” says Chip. “Because the next time you…

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