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Excerpts from Splendiferous

Excerpts from Splendiferous

“Where is the chain I gave you? Have you lost it?”

“Where is the chain I gave you? Have you lost it?” “It got broken, in Helene’s office in All Saints.” “And the vial?” “Crushed. All that …stuff got all over me.” “Was Helene there when it happened?” “Yeah.” We were both blushing. “Your dog, rest his soul, got it on himself at the office.” “Then he got it on with Lucky. Oh, and Sam spilled it on his shirt when he answered the door and saw Mrs. Drambach. Now they’re…

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Excerpts from Splendiferous

“If this is about your father, you are wasting your time.”

“If this is about your father, you are wasting your time.” “How did you know I was me?” ‘Are you, you?” “Yes I am me. Are you, you?” “I was told to stay away from a red-headed dwarf.” “Was it Sandra? At the Mercury? “She’s a gypsy, not a dwarf, idiot! In a dream. So buzz off, Porn Boy!” There it was again. Up close, Sam’s face and body was a symphony of the wrinkles you would expect a sun…

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Excerpts from Splendiferous

“Why did you attack America?”

“Why did you attack America?” “Your country had fallen prey to Communists. The Roosevelt faction was driving you into bankruptcy. Unions were full of Communists and their Jewish sympathizers, and were ruining industry with their strikes and violence. It would only have been a matter of time before a revolution took place that would have left you in far worse shape. The best people in America saw this clearly. Now Detroit is your capital, a model city that is held…

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