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Excerpts from The World of Art

Excerpts from The World of Art

SO MUCH IN COMMON: AN EXCERPT FROM THE WORLD OF ART

AURORA I’ve had many past lives, and so have you. ART So we have that in common too? AURORA When you have achieved an advanced consciousness, you will begin to remember them. Myself, I seem to specialize in Presidents of the United States. My most recent past life was Jimmy Carter. ART He’s still alive. AURORA Really? That explains so much. Well, dead or alive, it’s much like being inside someone, looking out. I tend to be inside men. I…

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Excerpts from The World of Art

THE PORTRAIT: AN EXCERPT FROM THE WORLD OF ART

ART No thank you. Where did you get the fig leaf? It seems…well used. AURORA It’s been part of my art kit as long as I can remember. I just pull it out whenever I have to. If it bothers you, don’t feel you have to use it.   Believe me, I’m quite familiar with your genitalia. ART That makes you a member of a very small club. AURORA Why, I used to help your mother bathe you when you were…

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Excerpts from The World of Art

THE GIFT: AN EXCERPT FROM THE WORLD OF ART

[testimonial_rotator id=”867″]   AURORA A housewarming present. Go ahead. Open it. JO With my teeth? AURORA I’ll do it. JO It’s a painting! AURORA Let me show you. JO It’s a nude. Close up! Extremely close up. There’s no face! I guess the artist ran out of canvas. AURORA It’s me! Here, on the back! See the certificate of authentication? JO Lionel Hiltz? Never heard of him. AURORA He’s my gynecologist.…

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