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Excerpts from The World of Art

Excerpts from The World of Art

THE PORTRAIT: AN EXCERPT FROM THE WORLD OF ART

ART No thank you. Where did you get the fig leaf? It seems…well used. AURORA It’s been part of my art kit as long as I can remember. I just pull it out whenever I have to. If it bothers you, don’t feel you have to use it.   Believe me, I’m quite familiar with your genitalia. ART That makes you a member of a very small club. AURORA Why, I used to help your mother bathe you when you were…

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Excerpts from The World of Art

THE GIFT: AN EXCERPT FROM THE WORLD OF ART

[testimonial_rotator id=”867″]   AURORA A housewarming present. Go ahead. Open it. JO With my teeth? AURORA I’ll do it. JO It’s a painting! AURORA Let me show you. JO It’s a nude. Close up! Extremely close up. There’s no face! I guess the artist ran out of canvas. AURORA It’s me! Here, on the back! See the certificate of authentication? JO Lionel Hiltz? Never heard of him. AURORA He’s my gynecologist.…

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Excerpts from The World of Art

BLOTTO: AN EXCERPT FROM THE WORLD OF ART.

JO I think myself is blotto. Are you almost finished? AURORA You mean to say, “Are we almost finished”. This is a joint piece. Equal responsibility. Yes I think we are. Now, are you worried that Arthur will come back or that he won’t come back? You know, when I spent that week with Tennessee, he used to say that when the marriage goes on the rocks, the rocks are usually in the bed. Such a sweet man. His rocks…

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