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Excerpts from How to Improve a Port Paradise

Excerpts from How to Improve a Port Paradise

TRADE BIKES FOR SKATEBOARDS

BEAR WITH ME by Patrick Harding How do we improve a Port Paradise? EXCHANGE OUR BICYCLES FOR SKATEBOARDS Remember back in the day when you had that motorcycle and the line of babes waiting for a ride formed on the right? Neither do we, but how can we even fantasize about it, when we worry about exceeding 20 kph on our bike? But fear not, skateboarding is going to bring our Mojo back! We may think this is impossible, but…

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Excerpts from How to Improve a Port Paradise

PAVE THE BEACH

BEAR WITH ME How do we improve a Port Paradise? PAVE THE BEACH This is not as crazy as it sounds. Recent published scientific research by the EPA and others has concluded that we are more likely to find bacteria in sand than in the lake itself. So in an era when antibacterial products fly off the shelves, getting the trots can be a beach bummer. Pave the beach, problem solved! Now we have the only germ-free beach in the…

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Excerpts from How to Improve a Port Paradise

Build a Cosmetic Surgery Complex

It’s pretty obvious that time and gravity takes its toll on our bodies.  But do we just have to succumb?  Can’t we fight back with all the weapons at our disposal?  Some people say that we should just let nature take its course.  But it could be argued that God never intended  Adam and Eve to age whilst in the Garden of Eden.  But thanks to Eve, here we all are.  Fortunately we found another Paradise. We know that for…

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