ART
If you don’t like any of the Clauses this is the time to speak up. It’s Renewal Day! Plenty of time for – Jo! where are the eggs?
JO
What eggs?
ART
You ate my eggs!
JO
Art. After three years, I still don’t eat eggs for breakfast.
ART
Well where are my eggs?
JO
I would start the search in the supermarket. Why don’t you go into my side of the fridge and take my yogurt. Try my soy milk.
ART
OK, but technically that violates Clause Seven. Soy milk? I have real milk staring me in the face.
JO
Only twenty-five minutes left! Drink up!
