“I was thinking of pursuing an insanity plea, myself,” says our Solicitor.
“Why?” says Sam, “You might of been a little touched, but you certainly snapped out of it!”
“By ‘myself’, I didn’t mean me.”
“There’s no way the Little Fella is crazy.”
“Well, actually, I was thinking of yourself.”
“Oh.”
“Sorry.”
“That’s OK. Whatever works.”
“You do have a bit of a history, old chap.”
“Do I?”
“Well, the family thing, you know. A spot of bother there. Then there’s the tome wherein you confess all. Just showing the jury the dust cover with you in that… outfit, that would probably cinch it
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