I’m all you’ve got to hang on to right now, and I’m glad to be that for you. But there’s a million guys who are better suited for you out there in the real world.”
“You mean Colored guys.”
“I’m gonna look a little different to you then.”
“You keep saying that!”
“Colored chicks like you don’t want to dig white guys like me in the real world. It’s bad for your health.”
“What do we care? In a month, we’re both going to hang, Gimp! And know what, when you’re ready, I’d like to be the first”.
“The first to hang me?”
“To entertain you! No pressure. We got a month. OK?”
“There would be no pressure on your young man whatsoever, love”, pipes up our formerly comatose Solicitor, who has obviously eavesdropped on our every word.
“Your gentleman friend has already experienced what the local riff-raff would term “bang-bang.”
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