Excerpts from The World of Art

THE GIFT: AN EXCERPT FROM THE WORLD OF ART

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AURORA

A housewarming present. Go ahead. Open it.

JO

With my teeth?

AURORA

I’ll do it.

JO

It’s a painting!

AURORA

Let me show you.

JO

It’s a nude. Close up! Extremely close up. There’s no face! I guess the artist ran out of canvas.

AURORA

It’s me! Here, on the back! See the certificate of authentication?

JO

Lionel Hiltz? Never heard of him.

AURORA

He’s my gynecologist.

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