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PLAYLISTS  REVEAL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP Thanks to the Virus, isolating couples are spending quantity time together like never before. But how is all this togetherness affecting your relationship?  Remember  The Shining?  If only clueless screamer Shelley Duvall had realized that after spending a winter with Shelley in the middle of nowhere, husband Jack Nicholson’s state of mind had changed to the point where he went after her with an axe. In that film Jack never told Shelley he…

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NIGHT CREATURES ADJUSTING TO NEW REALITY

Our Interview with the Vampire was granted on condition that his identity  not be revealed on the grounds that he is completely fictional.  With the global pandemic as the background,  “Vlad” describes his life now: “We object to the social distancing because we are virtually immortal, but then again because we are so old, we are especially vulnerable.  So we self-isolate in coffins equipped with ventilators.  Purchased them from Jared Kushner. “He gave us a great deal! Rumour has it…

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SPOUSES AT BREAKING POINT:CASE STUDIES

In this time of social isolation togetherness, familiarity not only breeds contempt, but can lead to brutal acts of violence from even the most mild mannered. Take the case of Reference Librarian Lesley and his wife Charity, a Kindergarten teacher. They originally found each other at a petting zoo. Yet they too became animals under the pressure of weeks of constant contact. Then the former love of her life won a close game of Scrabble by playing “XI”, the fourteenth…

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