ART
No thank you. Where did you get the fig leaf? It seems…well used.
AURORA
It’s been part of my art kit as long as I can remember. I just pull it out whenever I have to. If it bothers you, don’t feel you have to use it. Believe me, I’m quite familiar with your genitalia.
ART
That makes you a member of a very small club.
AURORA
Why, I used to help your mother bathe you when you were just an infant. You’ve come a long way since then.
ART
Thank you. Leaf doesn’t bother me. I mean it chafes a little, but it’s a pleasant chafing. And it matches my slippers.
AURORA
You should have gone full monte. I sense you have trouble finishing what you start.
ART
Maybe if we weren’t related.
AURORA
The leaf is strictly for your benefit. I do not include it in the finished piece. I prefer my imagination run a little wild.
ART
I hope you have a big imagination.
