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How to Improve a Port Paradise

A series of short comic essays explaining how a resort /fishing village might be improved!

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Add Another Memorial

Yes, we have the Fishermen’s Memorial, a tourist head-scratcher, and if you just thought “run-down, tarted-up psuedo fishing boat, albeit with a glorious carving visible only to nocturnal creatures due to lack of lighting and which only memorializes its donors”, stop thinking that right now! Never think, say, or write such a thing ever. Trust us, you will be sorry that you did. Plus check that the fire insurance on your run-down shack is up to date. We also have…

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GO POST ORGANIC

Remember back in the day when we had those fondue parties, decked out in platform heels, accompanied by the magic of Barry Manilow? We were at the top of our game, cutting edge everything, thrilling our guests with Swiss culinary pieces de resistances. But all that is so yesterday we realize, as we scan the guests at our most recent fondue party. The ones who aren’t dieting are lactose intolerant. The rest are scanning their phones, seeking rescue from ennui.…

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How to Improve a Port Paradise

TRADE BIKES FOR SKATEBOARDS

BEAR WITH ME by Patrick Harding How do we improve a Port Paradise? EXCHANGE OUR BICYCLES FOR SKATEBOARDS Remember back in the day when you had that motorcycle and the line of babes waiting for a ride formed on the right? Neither do we, but how can we even fantasize about it, when we worry about exceeding 20 kph on our bike? But fear not, skateboarding is going to bring our Mojo back! We may think this is impossible, but…

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