Our Interview with the Vampire was granted on condition that his identity not be revealed on the grounds that he is completely fictional. With the global pandemic as the background, “Vlad” describes his life now: “We object to the social distancing because we are virtually immortal, but then again because we are so old, we are especially vulnerable. So we self-isolate in coffins equipped with ventilators. Purchased them from Jared Kushner. “He gave us a great deal! Rumour has it…
In this time of social isolation togetherness, familiarity not only breeds contempt, but can lead to brutal acts of violence from even the most mild mannered. Take the case of Reference Librarian Lesley and his wife Charity, a Kindergarten teacher. They originally found each other at a petting zoo. Yet they too became animals under the pressure of weeks of constant contact. Then the former love of her life won a close game of Scrabble by playing “XI”, the fourteenth…
This documentary series should be picked up by Fox right away! Episode One follows the early life of Donald Trump, born into a struggling Queens, New York family on June 14 1946. His father, Fred, a poor but honest Swedish construction worker, teaches his son to be color blind, generous and hard working. Those qualities serve him well as young Donald graduates at the top of his class at Roy Cohn Memorial H.S. in the Bronx, and wins a full…