He gestured to the pile of Mercury issues lying on the floor beside his bed. I realize t
that my former room is now Mercury Central. Flipping through them in chronological order, I read headlines like:
ALLEGED PSYCHIC ARRESTED ON TERRORISM CHARGE!!
PSYCHIC: ‘I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING!!’
PORN PERVERT NOT PARENT OF RED-HAIRED SWEETHEART!!
‘WHO’S YOUR DADDY, RED? NOT PORN BOY!!’
TERRORISTS IN CHIP BULL’S EYE!!
BULL SAYS ALL SAINTS CRAZY SANCTUARY FOR TERRORISTS!!
CHIP BULL TAKES TERROR BY THE HORNS!!
BULL SWEEPS UP TERRORIST CHINA SHOP!!
CROWD JUST SAYS ‘NO!!’ BURNS BIO OF FORMER ROLE MODEL!!
TEEN TRAMP TURNED TERRORIST!!
IS YOUR TEEN A TERRORIST? TAKE THIS QUIZ!!
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