“Last call for last words!”
“First of all, I’d like to thank my parents, who inspired me and allowed me to follow my dreams. I’d like to thank my agent, Herr Kreutzer,…so many people to thank, Helene, who put up with my hugs, Christine, who didn’t…let’s see, Telly of course, who could ask for a better roommate? Scarecrow Sam, I love you! Excuse me, I’m a little nervous. I never in my wildest dreams expected this! It’s my first time up here, so bear with me…”
“Put on his hood, Hangman!”
“…I’d like to thank all those who regularly attended my performances, whose love of drama and culture enriched both of us…”
“The noose! Hurry up!”
“…of course, nobody fitting that description is in the audience today, but like music, drama can sooth savage beasts like yourselves. You should-“
“-Release the trap!”
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