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FOOD BANK ROBBERY

The Food Bank Teller was not surprised to see a client approaching his cage wearing a bandana over her face.  This was common what with the shortage of surgical masks. Was she new? Couldn’t tell. She stopped at the designated line. Most clients were using the delivery service so it was refreshing to see a real human being barely six feet away from the sole guy holding down the Food Bank fort. He was so lonely  And she was flat…

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ISOLATING BOOMERS REDISCOVER EACH OTHER

Lurid reports are circulating from adult children concerning the self-reported activities of elderly parents in isolation due to the Covid19 Virus. “Their phone calls are disgusting! Just picturing it makes me want to go blind! Can’t they just watch television?” Most would agree that a situation where husband and wife are isolated without much to do would more likely produce a rise in the number of axe murders than an upsurge in the Hanky-Panky Index.  Clearly some would prefer that.…

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THE CRIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINERS

At first their Man O’ War was mistaken for one of those faux tall ships that feature a young good-looking crew, the kind that hires itself out to ports looking to attract tourists to local business. Of course, after docking they participated in all six prohibited pier activities, including skateboarding.   As it was the evening of the Legion Halloween party, nobody took notice, except when Captain Morgan failed to win the best costume award, due to his rusty hook.…

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