She also gets e-mails warning about things that she is to beware of. Like gangs that park cars at the side of the road with babies inside. Sometimes the gangs are Coloreds; sometimes they are Jews. Sometimes Mexicans. It all depends.
So the deal is, that sweet, innocent, white people like my Mum will pull over, at which point the very not white gang members will seize my Mum, drag her into the woods and have their way with her, then kill her. Maybe after that they change the kid’s diapers, I don’t know. With the help of a few drinks she takes these warnings much to heart.
“Telly. Promise me you will never pull over!”
“Mum, I don’t drive! Neither do you! There are no cars allowed here!”
“I’ll pray to Saint Albinus of Angers for you.”
“Mum that’s protection against pirates!”
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