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I made the Quiz team, traditional cannon fodder for our visitors, our stupidity streamed to BigScreens for all to witness.

I made the Quiz team, traditional cannon fodder for our visitors, our stupidity streamed to BigScreens for all to witness. Old Lady Drambach was the staff advisor who corralled me into playing. She originally wanted to form a pipe and drum band, but couldn’t get any kids to participate. So she had to settle for piping ‘The Last Post’ every Armistice Day auditorium. After listening to that you start to envy the dead. I’ll never forget the smug looks on…

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Nestor told me that when Council was ordered to bring the Truck Ferry through Port

Nestor told me that when Council was ordered to bring the Truck Ferry through Port, they held an exclusive meeting of ‘stakeholders’ at the Gorge Inn in Harbor Town to plan strategy. Uncle Claude had to persuade Harbor Town residents that although four hundred trucks a day, engines idling, would be routed through the Ghetto, Harbor Town would be untouched, like a virgin for the very first time. Well Harbor Town didn’t buy it, and Uncle Claude got an earful…

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Turned out that one of the things she did was like, Art Therapy.

Turned out that one of the things she did was like, Art Therapy. Unfortunately she wasn’t showing me her etchings; rather, portraits of men and women in acrylic Day-Glo colors with text running around the air over the head of the subject. Like for a chick it might say, “Bessie lies between William and Maude.” and Bessie might have a bit of a smile on her lips. That might not do much for you, but William was the street we…

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