“The Retard! The Drooling Retard? He’s gonna be our Lawyer?”
“That is correct.”
Chip sounds pretty pleased but Chris is beside herself. The jurists should be thankful she is shackled.
The Bailiff returns and shouts, “He’s changing his clothes, Chip!”
“He’s changing his clothes, Your Honor.”
“I don’t have to call you “Your Honor”, you’re only the Prosecutor!”
“I don’t have to call you “Your Honor” you’re only the Prosecutor”, sir!”
“I didn’t ask you to call me “Your Honor in the first place! And I’m not the Prosecutor! You are! I’m the bloody Bailiff!”
“I’m the bloody Bailiff”, sir!”
“No you’re not! I’m the bloody Bailiff and you’re the Prosecutor!”
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