The worst part was having to walk past all the churches’. First the Unitarian:
SERVICE SUNDAYS ELEVEN AM
ALL WELCOME EXCEPT TERRORISTS
SERMON: HOW I WISH THERE WERE A LITERAL HELL
And this one outside Our Lady of Perpetual Motion:
SUNDAY’S HOMILY:
DID THE LAMB OF GOD DIE FOR TERRORISTS?
NOT BLOODY LIKELY!
BINGO TUESDAY
And the First Baptist:
TERRORISTS! WE OPPOSE DANCING
EXCEPT AT THE END OF A NOOSE!
FRIDAY CRAFT NIGHT: HOW TO QUILT A SCAFFOLD HOOD
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