MORT
The hall was almost empty at that point. Those present were mostly drunk, including the ring bearer, who caught your bouquet, by the way. I was just trying to hurry things along. And I thought the sight of me removing your garter would convince the groom that it was time to wrap it up.
LOU
Why did you take so long?
MORT
I’m not very good with my hands. Plus you don’t want to hurry such things. Especially when the drunks are hooting and you can’t focus very well for some reason. And there might have been a slight wardrobe malfunction as well. You haven’t talked to me since. So I guess I really came to apologize. Oh, and to ask for some herbal thing for erectile dysfunction.
LOU
You don’t suffer from that!
MORT
How do you know? You only ever met me once. Oh!
LOU
Yeah. Oh!
