WHY MY UNIVERSE IN SPLENDIFEROUS IS BETTER THAN YOURS

 

 

1. NAZI AMERICA NOT AS BAD AS NORTH KOREA

 

2. NO RIFF-RAFF THANKS TO GHETTOS

 

3. PUBLIC FLOGGINGS JUST PENALTY FOR PORNOGRAPHY

 

4. PUBLIC HANGINGS MEAN NO DEATH-ROW LIFERS

 

5. BABY AUCTIONS BETTER THAN FOOD STAMPS

 

6. NO NEED FOR OCCUPYING ARMY THANKS TO DRONES

 

7. HELLFIRE MISSILES KEEPS EVERYONE MINDFUL

 

8. NO SPEED LIMIT ON AUTOBAHN ROUTE 66.

 

9. YOU GOTTA LOVE THOSE VOLKSWAGENS

 

10 ABSOLUTELY NO RAP MUSIC!