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“You think there’s a Heaven?”

“You think there’s a Heaven?”
“As a Jew, Paradise awaits us. I welcome our likely death. See, that’s why I’m so brave!”
“You’re Jewish?”
“Yep. Converted at All Saints.”
“Don’t tell a soul!”
“I’d like to think I’m a little smarter than that!”
“What made you convert?”
“Well, as a child, I first thought about being a Mormon ‘cause of the mega wife thing, but then I found out that was defunct. I was so young. But we Jews have the best Heaven. You should look into it, Little Fella. There are no height requirements in our Afterlife. Plus it’s like Lotus Land!”
“I think you converted to Islam.”
“It’s some Old Testamenty type religion. That I know.”
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